physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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