She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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