So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
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the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
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do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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