And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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