My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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