You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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