so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Randomize