I only kidnapped one of them. chill
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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