Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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