Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
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