What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
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he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
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Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
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