i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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