90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
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Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
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Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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