dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
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Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
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She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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