My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
This is the high leading the old right now
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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