Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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