I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
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