I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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