Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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