I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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