IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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