HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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