they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
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Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
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Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Randomize