She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Randomize
