Im at strip club and am horny
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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