Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
there was a trapeze. enough said
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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