The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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