does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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