She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I have feelings that need drinking.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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