You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
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Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
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Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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