I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Randomize
