Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
This gyro tastes like lonliness
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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