is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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