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• (303): View more from Colorado

  There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"

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• (949): View more from California

  shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...

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• (916): View more from California

  In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?

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  Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it

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