This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
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He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
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When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day