my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
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So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
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Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Do you have feelings for this penis?