well most of my day revolves around power hour
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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