I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
We're too hungover to prance.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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