The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
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