: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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