This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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