Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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