Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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