I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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