After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
