Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
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getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
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I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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