so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
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When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
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She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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