I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
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He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
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That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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