Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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