ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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