everyone is single if you try hard enough
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Randomize
