I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
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I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
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He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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