last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
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