I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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