He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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