Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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