dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Randomize
