Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
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i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
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I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Is her dick bigger than yours?
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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