guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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