yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
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