do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
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